“This weekend is the one-year anniversary of the Women’s March,” she says, “and everyone knows women never forget an anniversary.” Live from New York! It’s Jessica Chastain. “At his request, we also gave the president a sex exam, and he blew the doors off that sucker … when he was done, there wasn’t a dry eye in the room.” “He passed it with flying colors,” says Dr Johnson. Questions from the press: “How broke that brain?” says Kate McKinnon, of the president’s cognitive test. “The president’s got a rockin’ bod,” he says.
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